Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Dreamt of: Surfing porn with a teacher

As I struggled to upload videos online with the often pathetic Streamyx internet connection (even at my office which had a higher connection speed!), I decided that I would do dream blog to keep this site alive.

A couple of days ago I dream that I was in a high school...a school more Western than Malaysian. However, I was in a Malaysian school uniform. I happened to be in a computer room, not just with my fellow classmates but with teachers as well. It seems that I was able to surf Facebook, YouTube and a few porno sites...with a female teacher sitting right beside me! More interestingly the teacher looked like she's one of the Japanese AV Idol in some "Horny Teacher" series.

Somehow I got punished together with two other childhood friends of mine (Alvin & Daniel) for no reason (can't be the porn sites right??) and we were given no lunch and demerit points as punishment. In addition, we were also summoned to go to a small wooden building that was some distance away from the school. As we walked to the building, which was quite kampung-like, we were escorted by the school prefects who were acting just like the Schutzstaffel.

As we entered the building, I realised that there were many primary school kids playing inside. There was this particular corner that caught our attention: four Primary 1 kids playing mahjong!! The mahjong sets were even home-made; a combination of manila cards, tied together with erasers using rubber bands to give the impression of the mahjong tiles. Fucking creative I tell you.

After about an hour watching these kids playing mahjong, we were then rudely instructed by the senior prefects to leave the place and head back to class. As we leave the main door, to my amusement the prefects decided to lock the place using...giant ropes??? You know, the kind of rope that was used to lift blocks of concrete? What's more funny was that they literally tied the whole damn kampung house with the ropes!

As I was walking back to class, I realised that I was walking back with a pair of cheap slippers; funny how I was not punished for that. The walk was long and sandy nonetheless.

I was then back in the same computer room...I discovered I was slowly barred from visiting the sites that was otherwise uneducational (yeap, just like the colleges and unis in Malaysia huh?). Strangely enough my own computer's antivirus program was uninstalled to make way for the school's antivirus program instead.

The last bit I remembered was me complaining to some of my school friends in SMSJ (Sek. Men. Subang Jaya)....and then I woke up at 8.35am, making me slightly late to work.

Honestly, what the hell is the meaning of this dream??

2 comments:

ahlost said...

*LOL* Apalah you !!!

Joshua Boey said...

faker....u been horny lately is it?

go buy more porn la